“宅”的岁月

一晃眼，已“宅”了五年两个半月。这一千八百多天的日子，大多数足不出门的白昼，伴我的只有家里楼上楼下的四面墙和那15英寸的笔记本银幕。

原不善沟通与书写的我，惊讶“宅”的岁月，竟让我这方面的能力日益流失。

Dress Code

During weekday, I often been asked: "So casual. Are you on leave today?"

This was always my answer: "I wish so but I'm working."

For most of the time, the next question will be: "So, this is what you wear in office as well?"

Then, my default reply will be: "No. I'm topless in the office."

You could immediately imagine how was the reaction of the other party. Before the question mark fill up his/ her brain, I will smile at he/ she and say: "I'm operate from home."